The Oxymorons at play

Awww...shucks, really?

What people are saying about The Oxymorons...

Mary Hull Elementary School:

"Michelle and I want to thank you for volunteering your time to speak to the students at our school. The teachers and students said that Career Day was a success and that is a tribute to you Please consider helping us out again next year in October. ... We hope you enjoy the student letters and photograph.

Thanks again,
Sherry Brown and Michelle Flores"

Groesbeck High School:

"Just wanted to let you know that y'alls performance was great and the kids (and adults) had a really good time. The next time we are San Antonio, we will definitely do it again. Tell all the gang that they were the hit of the trip and I am sure the routines will be mentioned in the speeches on graduation night. Again, you guys were great.

Thank you.
Jimmy C. Roe."

Randolph Airforce Base:

"I am finally hailed as the genius I am for hiring y'all for our party last week. ... In case you're curious, the apparent favorite was the Madrigalian "Please let go of my Oscar Meyer weiner". I've heard people try to explain it, and it just doesn't work if you don't hear it first-hand.

Thanks again!
Rebecca"

Showtimes

Rivercenter Comedy Club

Join us every week on Tuesday nights at the Rivercenter Comedy Club in beautiful downtown San Antonio.

Performances are at 8:30pm, and ticket prices are $15.

You can reach the Rivercenter Comedy Club at (210) 229-1420.


The Rose Theatre

Friday nights are back!

Join us on Friday nights at The Rose Theatre on the north side of San Antonio. (11838 Wurzbach SA TX 78230 - corner of Lockhill-Selma).

Performances are at 10:15pm, and ticket prices are $8.

18 years and older only, and bring your ID because it's BYOB!

Limit of one 6-pack or bottle of wine per person with 21+ ID.

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